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PaulMcCartney Dear Crazy Internet Stalker, Oct 14, 2010 8:34 PM Today, I sat on a bench next to a person that was talking to themselves. Not only that, but they were laughing and singing. This mentally unstable person was singing a Spice Girls song, and "I like big butts and I cannot lie.." Frankly, it was disturbing, and I was glad when I was away from that loony. The point is, don't be the crazy girl singing to yourself on a bench in the middle of the night over some guy you knew once upon a time.  Sure, Face Book can be annoying like that, but all you have to do is go to the privacy settings and block that loser. Unless you want to keep seeing his face there to purposely drive you crazy, so that when you're yelling at the screen or laughing to yourself, no one thinks its out of character.   Sincerely, Paul McCartney
Miss Misery Facebook Suggestions Oct 14, 2010 1:37 PM Dear Paul McCartney, I have facebook, just like you. It's nice to go on there and share photos with friends, it's nice to see what types of things my friends are up to, see the differnt band sites, see different activities that I can do, look at the guy I fooled around with last weeks page and see if he's fooling around with other skanks and practially stalk his site... i mean, look at new peoples sites... I think we can all agree that facebook is fun and sometimes extremely addicting (and you know about addiction don't you?!) I will dare say that I almost love facebook, yes love. Except for one thing. Have you ever logged in to you fb homepage ready to see the latest News Feed and all of a sudden something catches your eyes? All of a sudden, off to the right, there it is. You see someone you almost forgot about, someone you just didn't want to see on the "People You May Know" section. And it's there, in your face saying "Hey, remember me?! Look at me! You know you want to!" Then you yell at facebook and say "Yes I know this stupid son of a bitch and if I wanted to add that stupid fucking asshole to my friends list he would be on my friends list so leave me the fuck alone fucking facebook!"... then you close out FB and realize you just yelled at a website and that you would look completely crazy to someone who might have been standing there but luckily there was noone there making it even worse cause you're basically talking to yourself?! Um, anything like that ever happen to you? If so, is there anything you can do to stop the madness? I mean, you're fucking Paul McCartney, you can do everything right? XOXO - Enraged but Hopeful
PaulMcCartney Dear Stuck with A Look-Alike, Oct 11, 2010 9:19 PM Women seem to ignore the little things they have called 'instincts'. See, there is this little thingy that lives inside your head that tries to warn you when you're about to do something stupid. Like when you see that bottle of booze in the cupboard and something tells you "No Paul, you know how crazy you get when you drink tequila" but you ignore it and you down the whole bottle and pretty soon you got a dead hooker on your bathroom floor and you can't remember how she got there. What I'm trying to say is if little alarm bells are ringing, they are going to get louder and louder because it's just your head trying to protect yourself from your heart. Look-a-likes are only funny when they look like celebrities or animals. Keep that in mind. Sincerely, Paul McCartney
Miss Misery Dating the same guy, but not... Oct 10, 2010 8:43 PM Dear Paul McCartney, I have a bit of a dilema. You see, the thing is that a year ago I was in love with a man who, frankly, just didn't love me back. That's all good and ish, you can't force love right? After time I learned that this man was not for me and have made peace with it. Kinda. But that's not the dilema. See, the problem is that now I've kinda met a man who reminds me of this man I used to love. Same smile, same sense of humor, same types of butterflies in my stomach. Meeting a nice guy is not the problem, the problem is that how can I date someone who reminds me of someone else? It's like, I could be kissing this person and well it just seems wrong! What do you think Paul? Should I date this guy or not?
PaulMcCartney Dear Loves the Pain, Oct 6, 2010 11:51 AM Do you know what your boyfriend has in common with Charlie Sheen, Melvin Gibson, and Vanilla Ice? Spousal abuse! Your boyfriend seems like a real catch..not only can he not control what spews out of his mouth but he's got anger issues as well? Wow. Now, I have no problem with keeping a woman in line, but that's what drugs are for! Just pop a few pills in their drink when they aren't looking, and bam! They are out like a light and you can shove them under the bed and have your other girlfriend come over (you know, the one with two legs) and have her back out before the greedy one legged one wakes up and wait- what the hell am I talking about? Oh yeah, your boyfriend is a nut job and maybe instead of taking it you should give him an ultimatem or send his ass packing to the looney bin. Or you can keep taking it and wind up being the one that gets shoved under the bed. Your choice. Sincerely, Paul McCartney

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